Shooting it Straight – Water Signs/May 27-31

Here’s a heads-up on the challenge or obstacle you’re likely to face in your love relationship this week (problem) and what’s at the root of it (action). The advice is irreverent, a bit cheeky, unfiltered and admittedly brazen. The message is putting either you or your partner on notice. You know who you are! If you’re offended by the truth or strong language–stop here.


Need a little help building that empire or is work just an excuse to run away from problems? There’s the expectation that the other person will deliver, but someone’s taking on either excessive responsibilities or refusing to grow up. A situation is intensifying and either you or your partner are likely to seek definite answers. Somebody’s not f$%in’ around, especially if money’s involved. But before either of you get all righteous, consider that you may be pushing an agenda harder or to move faster than it should and ultimately, that’s going to create bigger problems for you both. Start to get nit-picky or petty and one of you will find yourself quickly dethroned and possibly voted off the island. Knowing how to close the deal and when and if to seize the opportunity is critical. Will you go for money or honey?

And what is it that either of you may need to know but don’t really want to hear?

Do you remember what a real date looks like? Then be a boss in the bedroom and the boardroom.


Are you struggling with being alone or struggling to be alone? If you or your partner can’t make up your mind about what you want, it could be difficult to get along. In the interim, you may be engaged in petty ego battles or a war of words. Getting some good advice or counsel might be helpful, particularly when dealing with issues surrounding financial hardship, emotional betrayal, single parenting, separation or divorce. A decision has to be made requiring practicality. In fact, you’ll need to keep your wits about you and use your smarts to guide you in navigating a competitive situation and avert disaster. On the other hand, you may be in the envious position of lovers competing for your attention while you wait for the “best man/woman to win.” Let the games begin.

And what is it that either of you may need to know but don’t really want to hear?

You’re the prize–make them fight for it.


“I’m sorry, did I miss that offer? I was too busy looking at this shiny thing in front of me I thought might be opportunity. I must admit, you talk a damn good game, but it’s hard to seduce me when money’s on my mind.” It’s just as well because something about your connection this week could be vague, misleading or downright deceptive. Frustration about demands not being met or fears about the past make it difficult to trust and perhaps you’d rather distract yourself or postpone love in favor of other matters. You’re not interested in empty promises or feeling unappreciated when you can always entertain yourself. An agreement, offer or proposal is on the table courtesy of a smooth operator. You could be seduced, but one of you may not be completely honest about intentions.

And what is it that either of you may need to know but don’t really want to hear?

So you think you’ve got them figured out, do you? Think again.

Hey, if two little cards aren’t enough to help you figure it out, you can always book a personal reading at

[Deck: Rider-Waite Tarot Deck| U.S. Games Systems, Inc.]

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